just come out here and I will go home with you...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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