So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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