I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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