love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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