Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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