after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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