i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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