Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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