I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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