so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize