I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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