you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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