My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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