I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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