The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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