I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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