i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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