i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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