West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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