And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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