That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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