I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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