I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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