I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
