Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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