marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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