Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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