His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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