We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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