What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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