All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
