Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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