And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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