now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
its liver damage thursday
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