summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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