I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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