My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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