I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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