btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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