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say what?
wanna hang out?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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