So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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