my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I am mentally ready for anal.
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