one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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