good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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