Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
