Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
where am i from again
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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