I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My vagina is officially offended.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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