rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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