The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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