ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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