i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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