But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
