It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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