So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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