do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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