Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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