Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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