I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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